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In search of a new shower for our home, my wife and I went to a bathroom-supply store.

We discussed our needs with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, we had to cut short our discussion and made plans to come back the next day to make our final decision.

Later that evening, my wife and I were at a restaurant, where the same young lady from the bathroom-supply store was now working part-time as a waitress.

As she passed our table, she suddenly recognized us and called to me in a loud voice, "HEY! You're the man who needs a shower!"

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谜题篇 (字谜中单词全部取自四、六级词汇）

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DOWN
2.n.流行性感冒;
3.n.重量,重力;负荷,重担;重要性,分量;砝码,秤砣;
4.a.流动的,液体的;
6.n.船货,货物;
7.prep.[表示所属,性质,主客体]...的;关于,对于;由...制成;
8.a.谦虚的,谦让的,谦逊的;
9.v.向上扔;摇摆,颠簸;辗转反侧;
12.n.全体船员,全体乘务员;
15.n.爪;
　

ACROSS
1.prep.从...离开,脱离;
4.a.新,新鲜的;
5.n.燃料;
8.aux.v.may的过去式;可能;
10.n.食品,食物;
11.v./n.旅行,游历;

13.num.一,一个;
14.v.停止,中止;塞住,堵塞;阻止,阻挠;逗留,歇宿;
16.pron.她;
17.n.智力,才智;
18.n.蜡,蜂蜡;

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